Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune ?
1 point
Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person ?
2 points
Ever tried alcohol ?
1 point
Ever been drunk ?
2 points
Ever play drinking games ?
2 points
Ever fall down because you drank too much ?
2 points
Ever drink enough to throw up ?
2 points
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person--4 points
bonus: in your tent--8 points
Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before ?
5 points
Ever been forceably removed from a bar ?
8 points
Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl ?
5 points
Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week ?
3 points
bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max 7 points)
Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar ?
4 points
Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms ?
4 points for each one tried
Do you do drugs regularly ?
2 points
bonus: at least 4 times a week 4 points
Ever bought soft drugs ?
4 points
Ever sell drugs ?
8 points
Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit ?
12 points
Ever used barbiturates ?
8 points
Ever used hallucinogens ?
8 points
Ever used narcotics ?
10 points
Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours ?
8 points
Ever been felt up, groped ?
2 points
bonus: to orgasm--2 points
lose 2 points if it was done by Clinton or another government official
Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex ?
5 points
Ever paid for sex ?
18 points
Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk ?
4 points
Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed ?
18 points
Ever engage in oral sex ?
4 points
bonus: to orgasm--2 points
bonus: if with a government official--2 points
0 points if it was Clinton
Ever engage in anal sex ?
6 points
bonus: to orgasm 2 points
Ever engage in the 69 position ?
4 points
Ever contracted an STD ?
12 points
Never use protection ?
4 points
Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion ?
12 points
Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week ?
4 points
Ever had sex with more than one person at a time ?
9 points
Ever had sex in a public place ?
6 points
Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act ?
4 points
Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex ?
-10 points if male or +10 if female
Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification ?
8 points
Ever used sex toys ?
6 points
Ever pass out during sex ?
1 point per time (NO Cheating)
Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity ?
4 points
Ever masturbated while talking on the phone ?
1 point
if always 5 points
Ever bought something in a sex shop ?
3 points
Ever licked or have someone lick an…
eyeball--1 point
toes--2 points
nooks N' crannies--3 points
famunda--4 points
Ever have sex with a relative ?
5 points
Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot ?
6 points
Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on ?
10 points
Have you had sex with and animal ?
20 points
Ever been arrested?
8 points
If convicted 2 points
bonus: in Wyalusing, PA., 69 points
Ever been to a Spring B*A*S*H or Bean R*U*N ?
Double BONEus… 17 pints, BUTT, no points