THEY'RE WACKY AND THEIR KOOKY
THEY RIDE BM's AND GUZZI's
THEY BRING ALONG THEIR FLOOZIES
THE DEAD HORSE FAMILY


THEY'RE DOCTORS AND THEY'RE LAWYERS
THEY'RE FROM THE JERSEY SHORE ah's
THEM GOD DAMM F___'n WHORE ah's
THE DEAD HORSE FAMILY


THEY'RE RALLY RATS FOR SURE ah
THEY DRINK BEER AND TEQUILLA
THEY FALL DOWN FAR AND NEARER
THE DEAD HORSE FAMILY


THEY STAY UP ALL NIGHT LONG
THEY DRINK UNTIL THE DAWN
WITH OUZO THEY ARE GONE
THE DEAD HORSE FAMILY


THEY DON'T DO WHAT THEY OUGHT TOO
THEY BARBEQUED A DOG
INSISTED IT WAS HOG
THE DEAD HORSE FAMILY


THEY DO THE MOST FUN THINGS
BOTH CLOWNISH AND DUMB THINGS
THEIR RALLY GAMES ARE FUN THINGS
THE DEAD HORSE FAMILY


FROM LAWN CHAIR RACES ONE ah
TO FIRE JUMPING TWO ah
THEY TURTLE TILL THEY'RE THROUGH ah
THE DEAD HORSE FAMILY


THEIR BIKES ARE LIKE MUSEUMS
YOU OUGHT TO COME AND SEE um
THEY'RE MOSTLY EUROPEAN
THE DEAD HORSE FAMILY


THEY DRINK THEM BLACK AND TANS
UNTIL THEY CAN NOT STAND
THEY'RE IN A KAZOO BAND
THE DEAD HORSE FAMILY


THEY CUT THE RANGERS TIRES
THEY LIGHT TOO MANY FIRES
THEM GOD DAMM F___'n LIARS
THEY DEAD HORSE FAMILY


THEY'RE WACKY AND THEIR KOOKY
THEY RIDE BM's AND GUZZI's
THEY BRING ALONG THEIR FLOOZIES
THE DEAD HORSE FAMILY


End with yells and screams!  
KAZOO like Jimmy Hendricks ETC. ETC.